AIM Makes for Funny Nights

This is conversation I'd like to share with you all when an associate of mine contacted me on AIM one night a while back. Now this person here usually isn't the brightest crayon in the box, but on this night she really showed her true colors. I was contacted to be told about her brand new aesthetic choice, which we had discussed months prior as being related to whorish activity. Mayhem ensues... Enjoy!

Her:Damien!!!!


Me: whats good


Her: wa cha doin?



Me:talkin to some folks and just online


Her: i got my tongue pierced.



Me:HAHAHAHAH
why


Her: spur of the moment typa thing.



Me:wow


Her: it hurt.



Me:now you look just like a somebody who enjoys a dick in the mouth!
congrats!


Her: ew. fuck you.
bye.



Me:ha!
im not the one with a tongue piercing in my mouth after we'd already discussed that the majority of people that get that, do that


Her: wtf, we also discussed that not all girls do that.

and i also told you that i dont do that.

fucking ass hole.



Me: but hey, people that don't know you don't know that

first impression is everything and if you look like you blow, people will assume that

dont be mad at me because im probably the only one being honest with you


Her: duh nigga, i kno the stereotype. and i dont give a fuck if people assume it. dont be pissed that its not ur dick, nigga. =]]


Me: who's pissed? not me. It's been you saying "fuck you" etc.

And dont call me no nigga.

You don't want me calling you bop, you don't call me nigga


Her: you bassically implied that i was a bop whether u said it or not, second, u never cared if i called u nigga before. someones got their panties in a bunch.


Me: that would be you, seeing as how you're mad because im just telling you what people are gonna assume. I simply asked you a simple request. So please, explain to me how im the one mad in anyway


Her: ur trippin.



Me: didn't think you could


Her: ur rude, ur an ass hole, and u dont say that kinda shit to a friend.

i guess were not friends.


Me: last time i checked, friends were supposed to be honest. i wouldnt want my friends telling what i WANTED to hear, but what i NEEDED to hear
you know, the truth

8:28 PM

Her: first of all you KNOW im not like that, secondly you dont gotta tell me all tha shit i already know, and third i already got it, theres nothing i can do about it now, i LIKE IT. and if ur friend is happy with something then u shouldnt be an ass hole. ur hella untactful.



Me:
1) I guess you couldn't read earlier, but I said its not about what I think


2)Just because somebody is happy doesnt mean i shouldn't be honest


3) untactful is not even a freakin word

if you're gonna try and insult me at least use something that exist


Her: look it up.


Me:just did you want the link?


Her: yes it is dumbass.

ur so rude.



Me: "http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/untactful"

i wouldn't say it if i didn't look it up

I dont see ONE definition for that word

i see definitions for "un"

but not untactful


Her: u know wat im talking about. smartass.


Me: how do i go from a dumbass to a smartass?

thats weird

its funny how you claim it real then call me a dumbass, but when i call you on it all you can say is "you know what i mean"

hahaha

dumbass

you're so mundane


Her:bottom line, i thought we were friends, sometimes honesty hurts people, and thats something u need to work on.

if were being honest here.

ur an ASS HOLE, and im surprised u have any friends at all.

She has gone offline.

Me:hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i am asshole, that's true
so are all my friends
you're just soft
and what makes it worst is that i'm the nicest one out of the bunch
hahahaahahhahah
trust me, you wouldn't have lasted this long with half the people i know
honesty hurts people that can't handle the truth
i'm glad all my friends are assholes, because at least i know when i hear something from them it real talk
and if you're gonna pull that sign off trick, maybe you should ACTUALLY sign off next time, kay?