Scumdinavian Lexicon

When we embarked on our journey we slowly, but surely began to gather a vocabulary quite unique and distinct. It all started with a couple of simple terms of jargon, which has evolved and is still growing at a pretty rapid rate. What you are about to experience is a chronologically constructed dictionary of our vernacular thus far, enjoyami (the previous term has yet to be integrated)!

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Osh : to be used in situations where you feel “crunchy” or when you make a verbal, physical, or mental mistake. Related to the expression “Oh shit” but not limited to

“ I walked out of the bathroom when I realized there was a piece of toilet paper stuck on my shoe, osh.”

Scumbag : used to insult or simply to refer to any scumunist, scum , or an average joe you wish to harass.

“ What been up to you Scumbag!?”

Yee Wassup : primary usage is to greet peers but can also be used to express excitement in any situation you feel necessary.

Synonyms: Wazaa Wazaaa Wazaaaaa.

Emoticon : “>:)”

“ No class today, Yeee Wassup!”

BIG NUT BUST: to describe a situation that is, was, or going to be fun. ( Caps necessary)

Synonyms: Purple nut, epic, legendary.

“ Tonight is going to be a BIG NUT BUST.”

Purple Nut : to describe a situation that is, was, or going to be extremely fun or a monumental occasion which can be categorized as epic and or legendary.

“ Last night was so crazy yo, t’was a purple nut.”

Synonyms: BIG NUT BUST, epic, legendary.

Wazaa Wazaaa Wazaaaaa :purely to express excitement or enthusiasm and or greet peers. Can also be used to distract others for any purpose which you see fit or necessary.

Synonyms: Yee Wassup.

“Wazaa Wazaaa Wazaaaaa”

Scandinavian affair : a lively event or party that would entice any Scumunist to engage in.

“ Is it an all Scandinavian affair?”

Whadaosh : to be used selectively and rarely in extreme “osh” situations.

Goon: “ Dog, she had herpes!” , You: “WhadddaaaaOsshh!”

Wazimba: to express jubilation in any situation which you feel necessary, whether it be a moral or artificial victory.

Hypothetical Situation: You are playing beer pong and you and your partner score at a crucial time in the game; the momentum shifts in your direction.

Your Response: Wazimbaaaa!!!!

Wazimoto: a person who obtains or has a visually evident display of success. The level of success necessary to hold the status of “Wazimoto” should be relatively high, as it is an honor.

Hypothetical situation: A girl is pissin’ you off, so you spit in her face. Just to let her know she ain’t nothin’!

Your friends respond: Wazimoto!!!

Synonyms: Champion, Beast, Savage.